“Prepare yourself for a ridiculous romp through some of the most famous art museums in the world.”

Phalluses in Forks, Fireworks, Fans, Fiddles, Flowers, Fish

Pudenda in Cats, Curtains, Corkscrews

S&M, VD, STD, and the dreaded PMD!

Once discovered …

… they can never be unseen!

This book studies salacious details in 17th &18th century art. Nearly 100 beautiful full colour paintings with short and fascinating explanations.

After a short introduction to the long history of Dick Pics in art, we study two artists in particular – the Dutchman Jan Steen, and the Englishman, William Hogarth.  There are many surprises hidden within their art works!

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- Person who had never read an art history book before.

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If you want to help me with my studies, please see options at the bottom of this page.

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From the Absolutely Absurd to the Exceedingly Sexual 

– Crucified Frogs to Orgasmic Curtains 

– Martini Glasses to Orgy Caves 

– ‘Masonic Up-Skirting’ to Pudenda Gardens 

 

You will Learn: 

– How 007 got his number 

– The Inspiration for the Orgy Scene in ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ 

– All the Freemason’s Signs and ‘Secret Knocks’

 

WARNING – You might never look at art in the same way again!

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Hardcopy $29
eBook-No Notes $14
eBook Full $19

Friends who know just how long I have spent on this research can support me by clicking a button below this line!

Extension

In addition to the Full ebook, you will support me in my studies by also buying a 21 page ebooklet (with 50 illustrations). It gives you all the bits that did not make it into the first book. Click here to see a list of some of the crazy stuff I found …

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Along with this ebook, you will receive a copy of the next book which is almost ready for editing. You will actually receive a pre-production version, and my undying gratitude. 

You will be ‘Kickstarting’ a second book (without giving that organisation 20% of your money)!

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Patron

Help me produce a short film that explains Hogarth’s works – the Harlot, Rake and those ill-suited Squanderfields (from Marriage a la Mode)! 

Your name in the credits, and a quarterly newsletter with All Things Hogarthian.

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